Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Perfected Unison

Two of the things Ice Dancers are judged on are their timing and unison during a dance. This is what the ISU judges claim is the model of excellence..

Meryl still can't extend her free leg with a slight bend at her knees

Another example in another program

Unmatched free legs



Unmatched height

Great timing and unison 

Not even trying to extend her legs

Obvious free leg unison

Different height, different angles
Gold Medal standard

World Class

12 comments:

  1. How is this even possible that this team gets perfect scores? Do the judges think the fans are sheep who are going to blindly believe whatever they say? If this team wins the olympic gold, it will be an incredible scandal, and DW will be responsible for ice dance to be kicked out of the olympics.

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    1. Thanks for posting ;)
      Yes, "Gold Medal Standard".. Wow!
      And I agree @anon: I can't believe it too!

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    2. Yes @8:26, the judges believe we are sheep and willing to pay to be put through the shearer. If the officials give D/W the gold, I hope like hell ice dance gets the boot from the Olympics.

      Hopping and skipping their way to gold while their PR uses everything good about V/M and twists it to make it seem like D/W are their equals. Tessa has legs problems - Meryl has eye problems. Tessa is from London, Scott from Ilderton - Meryl spent summers in southwestern Ontario near those places AND has Canadian family = she's more Canadian than V/M or myself (yeah, born and raised RED and WHITE). V/M have had this connection between them - D/W "had" a connection last season but since they don't need it this season, they've abandoned it. V/M have been skating since childhood - so have D/W. V/M put out a video about them and their moms -- likewise D/W. V/M overworked themselves a couple seasons ago -- D/W are the last ones off the ice. V/M have Marina as their coach -- ta da! a couple years later D/W also have her. When the splitting of coaches occur V/M stay with Marina. Even though Igor reaches out to D/W (seemed like he favoured those two), D/W remain with Marina. V/M do lift with Tessa balanced upside down on Scott last season, this season D/W now have Meryl upside down and freaking CLINGING to Charlie. Last season Tessa BECOMES Carmen and ooozes sex appeal. One of the positions they hit in their lift was call "pornographic" by some. This season, D/W take a breather (from madly dashing around the rink) so Meryl can attempt a sexy slither of her hand down Charlie's chest while Charlie is supposedly in the throes of ecstasy. Instead it looks like he is in agony.
      Monkey see, monkey do. Not an original thought or idea from either Davis or White. Copycats extraordinaire. Recyclers of the highest level. Founders of Magical Twizzles which fit every occasion and type/style of music. I guess the next thing we should be on the lookout for after the Olympics is a documentary/reality series about how this team (D/W) managed to win gold at the Olympics (with help from "their friends") and have set the standard for what Ice Dance is to become in the future.

      Where's a barf bag?

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    3. 8:20: Very well said.

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  2. anon 8:20, well there you have it. This is the DW legacy, not an original or talented bone in their bodies.
    As a reward for all their "hard work" and $, they will be handed the Gold medal for acting and skating like tree monkeys.

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  3. did meryl borrow several bottles of evan lysachek's spray tan??? she looks orange in this pic http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-etIeTKelHdA/Uum9h7YEAlI/AAAAAAAAAIw/n7Gbfjli26k/s1600/images+(3).jpg

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  4. So many mad V/M fans in this post. Hilarious!

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    1. tell me how does it make feel that the only way D/W can win an OGM over V/M is to rig the whole competition?

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    2. Oh man, it feels amazing!

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    3. hi foolishbeat how have you been?

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    4. You guys are always so sweet and welcoming!

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  5. wow they have gotten worse since vancouver 2010. also why cant charlie extend his legs properly to match meryls? is it that hard?

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